Ask Lovecraft: Spongebob Squarepants

In which we don’t even know where to begin.

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In which celebrated and dead author HP Lovecraft offers his advice on such diverse topics as love, finance, cooking, and personal hygiene.


  1. Moviemantweeter1999

    I can’t believe read the whole theme out to spongebob that reading will be implanted in my memory for the rest of the day. As for my thoughts on the series,I love spongebob but skip the bad episodes like the splinter, pet sitter pat,one coarse meal,little yellow book etc. But I’d like to know your real thoughts?

  2. I would have thought you would appreciate Spongebob. After all, it’s about an eldritch abomination that dwells in the depths of the ocean and arises to cause mayhem and destruction.

  3. I’ve always told people that Squidward works for Cthulhu.

  4. We’re the ouroboros.

    As evidence I submit that I am watching a reanimated author from 100 years ago talk about the theme song to a cartoon that is more than 10 years old at this point.


  5. When he reads the ‘Bucky O’Hare and the Toad Wars’ opening theme I’ll know I can go ahead and die because there will be nothing else in this world I could hear that would ever possibly be more entertaining. If the world ain’t entertaining it ain’t worth living in.

    Aside from that, H.P.L. you actually have to watch the insanity of SpongeBob to appreciate it.

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