Ask TGWTG: Episode 12

Questions Asked:
Why does Daddy hit Mommy?
Can you tell me why Paris Hilton still exists?
I was bit by a spider. Am I going to die, or will I become a superhero, run around in tights, save the world while fending off my normal everyday problems?
How come there are no genetically altered giraffes that can shoot lasers out of their eyes while back flipping on a trampoline and ejaculating grenades?
In the last episodes, you said that New Amsterdam had been around for thousands of years. But it clearly has not. Are you lying?

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