Ask TGWTG: Episode 50

Questions Answered:
Oh where, oh where could my little dog be?
If watermelons are full of water, what are kumquats full of?
Do you know the muffin man?
If I see you in my dreams, should I consider you a fantasy or a nightmare?
If you could fly and shoot laser beams out of your eyes, what would you do?
Why do you close your eyes when we make love?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I have been using Axe products for well over five years, and I have never had any hot half naked women chasing me. Is this due to false advertising or am I just too unattractive for Axe to work for me?
How come you can’t taste your own tongue?
Have you ever put on a full body condom and ridden a motorcycle inside a giant cage ball around an incredibly fat woman while she wears only lime jello?

About Doug Walker

Creator of 5 Second Movies, Nostalgia Critic, Bum Reviews and more.

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