If I’m a scaly man-fish who drinks baileys from a shoe and has a mangina, am I still lovable?
I love the feeling of ripping flesh, which is why I’m addicted to sticking pins and needles through my skin, it soothes me. I don’t want my body to be scarred to shreds, so how do I stop?
What is always drowning and always thirsty?
I show your videos to my girlfriend and I think she just fell in love with you. How can I erase you from her memory?
If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that crap from Acme, then why doesn’t he just buy a bazooka or something and shoot the RoadRunner’s head off?
Ask TGWTG: Episode 19