What is the worst way to die and what is the best way to die?
I am afraid of my mother, what should I do?
Why is it that you find asteroids in the hemisphere, but you find hemorrhoids in your ass?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
How can I kill my family and frame the cat?
I live in the middle of nowhere. Whenever I manage to get into civilization and around decent people, I exchange emails because it’s the best way for me to get to know them… However, they never email me back. So my communist friend and I have decided to dictate and enslave the entire state. How should we punish them?
If you could legally murder any celebrity who would it be?
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Which weighs more: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
How many fingers am I holding up right now?
Ask TGWTG: Episode 33