Do you have an ACTUAL job? If so, please describe it in detail.
Are you answering “No” to this question?
Will you have my baby?
Why so serious?
Could you take a look at this boil for me?
If a golden ticket gets you into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, what does a purple ticket get you?
If the tooth fairy loses a tooth, who takes it from under the pillow?
How is the sky the limit when there are footprints on the moon?
I suffer a great depression and I don’t want to live any more, but I don’t have the courage to commit suicide. Will you please kill me by shooting me in the head with a handgun?
Ask TGWTG: Episode 39