Bartie Lovecraft – Ask Lovecraft

In which we congratulate GK Lomax for winning the grand prize of our fifth anniversary contest with his remarkably witty tale Bartie Lovecraft and the Five Headed Beast of Wattlesham. Thank you to everyone who submitted.

With special thanks to Nick Gucker for his illustration. Find more here.

About AskLovecraft

In which celebrated and dead author HP Lovecraft offers his advice on such diverse topics as love, finance, cooking, and personal hygiene.


  1. Let me guess: Mother Hydra. Come to think of it, if the cult was led buy a guy whose face looked like a red skull…

  2. Awesome artist interpretation at the end.

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