Baywatch – Chris Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann reviews Baywatch.

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3 Comments on "Baywatch – Chris Stuckmann"

TragicGuineaPig
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A bad movie that’s actually trying to be bad. I have a word for that: a bad movie. I’m of the garbage in = garbage out school of thought on this one. If I have no reason to be interested in the source material, then I’m not really going to be interested in an adaptation, either. I think I’m going to skip it.

So are you saying that this movie needs a bigger boat? I guess that fits the large marine predator that it’s trying to jump.

happymel
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This movie would be my thing if it wasn’t leaning towards the vulgar side. The goofy over-the-top fun does appeal to me though.

Chicken Puppet
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I get where Chris is coming from, but why pay money to see something dumb that came about because someone had a license and wanted to make a buck?

We have people like Brad Jones, Alison Pregler, and Brandon Tenold to recommend all the campy, stupid, or even intentionally goofy movies you could ever want. I do agree about Dwayne Johnson though, he’s hard not to like.

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