Brandon’s Cult Movie Reviews: Once Upon A Girl

I review the 1976 pornographic animated film “Once Upon A Girl”. I guarantee you’ll never hear the phrase “someday my prince will come” the same way again…

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Reviewer/Riffer/Lover of strange films from across cinema history.


  1. “On loan from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.”

    I’m not entirely sure that Mother Goose isn’t actually Benny Hill.

    • “I’m not entirely sure that Mother Goose isn’t actually Benny Hill.”

      Actually it’s Hal Smith, who was the voice of Owl in the Winnie the Pooh cartoons. When this movie destroys your childhood, it doesn’t take any prisoners!

      • Benny Hill would have been my first guess too, but this… is even worse.

        I seem to remember seeing this movie first on a german channel, so for a long time I mistakenly thought it was made in Germany.

  2. I’ll be honest, I looked this one up years ago after learnign Frank Welker’s involvement, ’cause it seemed hilarious. 🙂 That said, the movie is… quite boring, as the sex scenes are not that well animated and they have too much weirdness to work as real wank material.

    As for the “bush”, I am kinda glad it is present. I might be just too old and nostalgic, but I liked when not every woman in every nude scene in movies looked like she’s a pornstar who meticulously shaves off every strand of hair on her body.

  3. OK…. I’ll say it… ( And I means this in it’s nicest incarnation, if Possible…) Brandon is this sites Dane Cook… Ok I said it. I’m ready for the Pitch forks…

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