Bruce Lee – Weird Video Games

Weirdness rating: 6/10 – Bruce Lee fights green sumo wrestlers.

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From multiple-personality assassins fighting exploding zombie clowns to computerized Kabuki dancers who attack robots with their hair, Tom "Heisanevilgenius" White struggles to make sense of the brain-scabbing insanity that can be found in video games. If it's weird and it's a video game, count on Tom to be the lone intrepid adventurer to step forward and make fun of it.

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7 Comments on "Bruce Lee – Weird Video Games"

TragicGuineaPig
Guest

Ah, but does he team up with Popeye to fight against Clint Eastwood, James Bond, and Dracula?

I accept that challenge: Ninja Scroll.

No, YOU don’t say the demon’s name backwards. You have to try to trick HIM into saying his own name backwards. And his name isn’t McGurk.

TragicGuineaPig
Guest

Seriously, this video game needed to have you fight Clint Eastwood, James Bond, and Dracula, with Popeye as your sidekick, kind of like Tails in Sonic.

Cassiekins
Guest

Isn’t the Earth more of an oblong sphere?

TragicGuineaPig
Guest

It’s banana-shaped. And because of that, we can use sheeps’ bladders to prevent earthquakes.

Chicken Puppet
Guest

On the subject of a game being named simply after a real person, it does come off weird, except that I’d wager 99% of people would immediately guess a game called Bruce Lee is gonna have some martial arts.

It is rare, but there are a few examples; “Caesar” is a Roman era city building sim, and there is also a game just called Napoleon (in addition to the more well known Napoleon: Total War)

Chicken Puppet
Guest

Oh! Madden. Hell, it’s just his name. he’s a real person, and they’re annualized.

Yeah. and as the AVGN noted, he doesn’t even look like an athlete!

Potts
Guest

Hey, I remember that game! Didn’t own it, but a friend did. Mostly remember running over the flamethrower/geyser things and trying to fry your opponent in the flames.

Also, we used to refer to the sumo wrestler as the “Green Jabba” (as in, “the Hutt”) – I had no idea it WASN’T his name.

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