Conquest – The Cinema Snob

The Cinema Snob finishes out Fulcuary with Lucio Fulci’s insane 1983 fantasy epic!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past.


  1. Quick someone request Cinema Snob to review “Dogfuckers” LOL! XD

  2. I was actually thought that “Don’t Torture a Duckling” would win the Patreon poll, but it’s actually nice that we end Fulcuary with a non-horror film for a change. BTW, I’m still waiting for that Windy City review, just so you can get it over with.

    With the magic and the dubbing, I wouldn’t be surprised if the lead character throws a bear into space.

    6:32- In The Passion of the Christ, Jesus stepped on a snake to kill it. Jesus took it like a man in the 12 hours before he dies.

    8:11- “I got some seaweed.” “…GOOD.”

    12:03- At least you decided to skip seeing the remake of Dog Fucker to see the remake of Ghostbusters instead.

    14:24- I went through the same thing when I was a teenager.

    16:31- That IS weird. Is the manager of Game Snob a fan of yours?

    19:43- Thank you for the Mace Windu joke, Brad. It helps preventing me from making one myself here in the comments. The Force is strong with ya.

    Nice Oscars joke at the end.

  3. Snorgatch Pandalume

    This movie looks gorgeous, and very imaginative! And yes, the music is better than Ladyhawke, but that’s not a very high bar. People forget that the original Conan the Barbarian (I hate having to say “original” all the time now that everything that was ever a thing is being remade) was rated R and had plenty of boobage.

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