Dancin’ It’s On – The Cinema Snob

Musical March (in September) begins with the most requested episode of the past 2 years.

//Taboola Area

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past.

5 comments

  1. I’m getting a “Hairspray” vibe from this. If it sucked.

  2. Who’da thought that the directer that did Space Mutiny would go on to review a crappy dancing movie 27 years later? And of course he did the dance choreography for The Star Wars Holiday Special.

    2:29- Your neighbor is Fat Grandma? …Yeah, I believe it.

    3:44- YOU’RE SICK, CANADA!

    4:23- Holy shit, Jennifer is Kimberly from Power Rangers.

    5:51- These random people act like that they’re in a cheesy music video.

    “THE CAPTAIN” DOESN’T LOOK OR SOUND A DAMN THING LIKE JAR JAR BINKS!

    With the way this film is shot, edited, and ADR’d, you’d think that this would be a very low budget movie that was only released on video.

    14:27- He really wants to fuck that wall, doesn’t he?
    The helicopter explosion must have been stock footage from one of David Winters’ action films.

    18:21- “And I promise you, the dawn is coming.” YOU ARE SO NOT THE DARK KNIGHT, MOVIE!

    23:07- I take it that that desk clerk flunked out of Shakespeare school, and this was the only place in the world who would hire him.

    25:59- And Linkara & the Nostalgia Critic recently reviewed the comic adaptation of Tim Burton’s Batman.

    26:25- Cinema Snob Prime and Linkara Prime should team up to save the future.

    I’ll stick with Footloose, Dirty Dancing, and Flashdance, thank you very much.

  3. 12:25 – Hey what’s going on over there?
    Oh, that’s a fight to the death to determine the fate of this plane of existence. That’s why the Mortal Kombat theme is playing over it.

  4. “most requested episode of the part 2 years.” What about the part one year?

  5. You’ve been served…a big stinkin’ pile of Jar-Jar.

    How does that actor manage to be equally annoying outside of the Jar-Jar character? Maybe Lucas isn’t 100% to blame for Jar Jar’s epic suckage…maybe it was casting?

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