Dear Santa – The Cinema Snob & Nostalgia Critic

The Cinema Snob and Nostalgia Critic team up for this insane bit of cynical holiday sap!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past.

17 comments

  1. How many of these kind of movies exist ? 0-0
    I think I will stick with “Santa’s Slay” this year .

  2. Snorgatch Pandalume

    Damn, I adore Amy Acker. What is she doing in this shit?
    I’ve noticed Brad has had a trend going lately of reviewing movies where the hero is the villain and the villain is the hero, or would be if the filmmakers had a clue. Examples include Last Ounce of Courage, Voiceless and Collateral Beauty.
    I really thought they were going to go the 9/11 route with the homeless man who wouldn’t go indoors, something along the lines of he was in the World Trade Center on that day and barely escaped and now he can’t go indoors anymore.

  3. 2:29 Somebody even tried to watch all of them …………….
    (May Santa Christ have mercy on your soul, you poor fool)
    …………… and then tried to rank every single one of them…………..
    http://www.elle.com/culture/movies-tv/g29238/lifetime-christmas-movies-ranked/
    and they still missed a couple ………….
    but not this $#!tfest ………… ranking it in at #22!!!!
    (BTW Brad, Grumpy Cat came in at #15).

  4. 14:38 – Oh, great. I just puked my pants.

  5. I came since I thought this crossover would be kind of interesting. Although, in the heroine’s defense: One, I get burned many times when I cook too. LOL. Two, I liked her dress at the party. Who cares if she was overdressed? And yeah, that’s the only positive (?) things I have to say about this movie. Haha.

  6. I’m glad I’m not the only one who felt like this was just a shitty episode of Will and Grace if Karen was Alex Forrest from Fatal Attraction.

  7. I was hoping that Linkara would “forget” to tell Fat Grandma that he was moving to a new place back in September.
    I’m just lucky enough NOT to be watching a bunch of Lifetime Christmas movies. I’ve only caught life a couple at best, and they were NOT “Grumpy Cat Worst Christmas Ever.”
    3:33- In other words, she’s like the Hilton and Kardashian sisters.
    6:34- The Joker is my favorite character in The Killing Joke, you haters.
    The gay chef looks like he should belong on the Bravo network, …or Sex and the City.
    12:46- If I want a movie character with OCD who throws away gloves after using them, I’ll stick with Jack Nicholson from As Good As It Gets, thank you very much.
    Does the homeless man who hates indoors used an empty alley as a bathroom?
    25:29- In speaking of Home Alone 2, just be thankful that this film doesn’t have a pointless Donald Trump cameo.
    I actually think this is better than Old Fashioned, and at least Crystal didn’t become an ax murderer who dresses as Santa Claus.

  8. Thank god Person of Interest saved Amy Acker’s career from being stuck in Lifetime hell. I miss Root. 🙁

  9. Jillian has been faithful in their serious relationship for years, is more stable, seems to genuinely want to build a life with Derek and his daughter, and is actually prettier (IMO) than crazy Crystal…why are the writers telling us to cheer for Derek to pick Crystal?

  10. Yeah. Old fashioned values like cheating on a long-term girlfriend and insanity

  11. I’m not saying he’s a golddigger…

  12. I like the fact that, despite talking about wrapping up loose ends, they completely forgot that they were in a story being narrated by Fat Grandma, and didn’t bother to wrap up the framing device at all.

  13. I love amy acker so much…only reason i watched this lol…

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