Donkey Kong 3 – Weird Video Games

Weirdness rating: 5/10 – Mario’s gone. Now kill Donkey Kong with bug spray.

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He got shot in the crotch with, probably highly irritant, pesticide chemicals… OF COURSE he doesn’t want to talk about it!


Isn’t it obvious? This is the secret lab where all piranha plant variants were bred. Stanley saw too much and was assassinated. Donkey Kong escaped to the setting of Donkey Kong Country, but all the chemicals soaked into his genitals caused every Kong after Jr. to be a weird mutant.