Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by INCspot, May 18, 2015.
Welcome to the Layer Cake, son.
All right, I'm in. 'Cause there's some next level shit going on, and I'm okay with that. But before y'all go beaming me up, there's one thing you gotta remember: You chose me...so you recognized the skills, so I don't want nobody calling me "son" or "kid" or "sport" or nothing like that, cool?
Cool, whatever you say, slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills.
As of right now, they mean precisely... dick.
Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive. Myself.
You're missing the point, Kate. The difference between Connor and I is that as long as you're still alive, there's a chance that one day I might be forgiven. It may take years. Centuries even. But at least I can carry that hope inside me. That's one blessing of immortality; there's always tomorrow. Even for us.
Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.
Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.
Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth, and now I have no time.
Gentleman, which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack.
Once again, information that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY.
You're on a need-to-know basis...and you don't need to know.
So on he walked... and sometimes, drove... and occasionally, partied all night with the desert creatures.
Here is your king's scepter, and here is your kingdom, with the scorpion, the cobra, and the lizard for subjects. Free them, if you will.
Then let my heart be hardened
And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so:
I will never let your people go!
I'm only just beginning. From this night forward, I'll use every means in my power to fight you!
Don't mess with the bull, young man - you'll get the horns.
My grandmother always used to say, "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"
WHO CARES! Cow's gone! Get it back! Get it back!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!
Throw your arms across your eyes and scream, Ann! Scream for your life!
Scream for me.
I don't do requests.
I will not be dictated to, I will not be threatened! I am the morning and evening star! I am Pharaoh!
You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday. It will be known as freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday!
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