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    I played quite a few games in 2016, so why NOT write a few thousand words about them to cap off that tumultuous new year!?

    Games of 2016 (Part 1)
    Games of 2016 (Part 2)
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    We got the good list out of the way? GREAT! Now let's bring out the torches and pitch forks as we go over the worst that 2016 had to offer! You can check out the full list by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/03/cinema-dispatch-top-10-worst-movies-of-2016/
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    The most holy of rituals that all film critics adhere to; it's the yearly breakdown of what films we thought were just dandy! Which ones ended up topping MY list for 2016? Well you can find out by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/31/cinema-dispatch-top-10-best-movies-of-2016/
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    It's somehow even MORE creepy than the Space Madness episode of Ren and Stimpy! How do you even DO that!?

    You can check out my full review of the movie by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/29/cinema-dispatch-passengers/
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    The most surprising thing about this film is that Illumination didn't just make it a Minion's Karaoke special! Not a SINGLE Minion to be found which already makes it one of the better films they've put out!

    You can check out my full review of the movie by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/27/cinema-dispatch-sing/
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    Well it certainly puts the DOUBLE ASS in ASS-ASS-in's Creed!
    ...
    Okay, that's not particularly clever, but neither is this movie!

    You can check out my full review of the movie by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/24/cinema-dispatch-assassins-creed/
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    After a spectacular opening salvo with The Force Awakens, it's time for ROUND TWO on this Disney branded Star Wars universe! Can they capture lightening in a bottle twice!?

    Well you can find out by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/23/cinema-dispatch-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story/
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    After a spectacular opening salvo with The Force Awakens, it's time for ROUND TWO on this Disney branded Star Wars universe! Can they capture lightening in a bottle twice!?

    Well you can find out by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/23/cinema-dispatch-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story/
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    WELL THIS IS A BIG OL' PILE OF NOPE! Seriously, who thought this was gonna be a good idea!? I mean... it's not THE WORST MOVIE, but it's still pretty inexplicable!

    You can check out my full review of the movie by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/20/cinema-dispatch-collateral-beauty/
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    Considering how much has changed since Marvel vs Capcom 3, this new game will certainly be an interesting marker for where we are in terms of both companies' success right now. Check out my thoughts on the trailer in the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/18/jumping-the-soapbox-marvel-vs-capcom-infinite-reveal/

    You can also check out which characters I feel are perfect additions for the new roster!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/...-that-should-be-in-marvel-vs-capcom-infinite/
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    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/16/the-cartoon-physicists-noughtie-list-hellraiser-deader/

    You can view The Cartoon Physicist's Channel Awesome blog here!!
    http://channelawesome.com/forums/xfa-blogs/the-cartoon-physicist.137177/

    Also, you can visit her Tumblr blog here!!
    http://thecartoonphysicist.tumblr.com/
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    I don't get it. Why doesn't she just beat the crap out of everyone like she did in The Huntsman? THAT'S HOW JESSICA CHASTAIN GETS THINGS DONE!!

    You can check out my full review of the movie by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/14/cinema-dispatch-miss-sloane/
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    I'd probably have more fun sitting quietly in a corner (what I usually do at parties) than watching this movie.

    You can check out my full review of the movie by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/11/cinema-dispatch-office-christmas-party/
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    The only reason a movie like this could POSSIBLY exist if by demonic intervention. Seriously, do we need to call an exorcist for Aaron Eckhart so he NEVER DOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN!?

    You can check out my full review of the movie by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/10/cinema-dispatch-incarnate/
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    I get the feeling that this is less a gift from Santa than it is a nightmarish punishment from Krampus. I can think of a few reasons why I deserve this.

    You can check out my full review of the movie by clicking on the link below!!
    https://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/08/cinema-dispatch-bad-santa-2/