Genesis 7 reviews: Episode 2 Journey to the Sun – Diamanda

Its the Christian, young-Earth Creationist version of Star Trek made for kids. Its as brilliant as you’d expect.

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4 Comments on "Genesis 7 reviews: Episode 2 Journey to the Sun – Diamanda"

Cinema Cynic
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You make great comedy with what you’re given. I’d have pulled my hair out after 20 seconds of this.

trepiechick
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While I can’t think of nicknames for anything as fucking stupid as “Donton,” here are a couple of things that sound like it (though some may be stretching): won ton, Don Juan, tauntaun,.. I would stick with won ton and then just call him different Chinese dishes or different egg roll flavors or something.

Snorgatch Pandalume
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I don’t think this show has anything to do with Christian Science, which only has about 100,000 followers in the U.S. Christian Scientists wouldn’t give a shit about the sun; they believe the spiritual world is the only true reality and the material world is an illusion, which is why they believe in healing through prayer. This looks like the work of run-of-the-mill Christian fundamentalists. All the usual targets of their hate are on display, along with their arrogance, ignorance, and conservative politics.

Snorgatch Pandalume
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The core of the sun is 15 million degrees Kelvin. No matter what their silly probe is made of, it would be vaporized.

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