Gladiformers – The Cinema Snob

Gladiformers. They’re not more than meets the eye. They’re less.

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Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.

3 comments

  1. 1. I’m surprised you’re not reviewing a Transformers porno spoof.
    2. I’ve already saw The Last Knight twice (once in IMAX 3-D), and I really enjoyed that film as much as the previous four.

    1:26- “Sting like a bee.” (Bumblebee, 2017)

    The CG animation in Beast Wars is better than this, and that TV series started 11 years before this movie was made.

    10:50- So are these Transformers or Megazords?

    11:37- Somewhere, Skids, Mudflap, Jetfire, Que, The Wreckers, Drift, Hot Rod, and Mohawk are happy to hear you say that.

    14:08- They should put that as the critic’s quote on the DVD.

    17:57- That line is nothing like “One shall stand, one shall fall.”

    This movie shows why Transformers never got a fighting video game, and why dollar store Transformers knockoffs shouldn’t be made into movies.

    Have fun with the Spider-Man tie-in review. Will it be better or worst than 3 Dev Adam? Only time will tell.ο»Ώ

    • You would be surprised.. ever heard about Transformers: Kiss Players? (need.. remove it.. from my consciousness.. it doesn’t exit.. it doesn’t exist.. it.. ugh..f*k).

      Also still better then Transmorphers.. and equally as bed as some Transformers sub-series (and I don’t mean Bay movies, because franchise dealt with worst horrors), so.. ;D

      4:36 That is in fact canon in the Transformers ;D

  2. And yet, STILL better than Van pires.

    If I described a show that was simultaneously a ripoff of Power Rangers, Transformers and vampire movies, you’d think “that sounds stupid, but should be fun to watch at least”. Well, you’d be half right.

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