He Knows You’re Alone – The Cinema Snob

After getting married, The Cinema Snob watches this wedding themed slasher film, featuring Tom Hanks!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.


  1. Wait. Snob got married this week, and so did Linkara…….. Coincidence? Also, I ship it.

  2. I know he gets a lot of flack for stuff like Squirm, but I like Don Scardino, and I actually thought Squirm was a charming and campy little horror-lite movie despite it’s flaws. It’s actually one of the few MST3K riffed movies that can be enjoyed un-ironically.

    Now can you get me an egg creme?

  3. I love the intro should that you’re wearing a wedding ring. The last time that happened was way back when you reviewed “Curse of the Cannibal Confederates.” (Also, nice use of John Hurt from his cameo in Spaceballs.)

    3:20- Yeah, I also wish I were watching any of the Scream movies.
    It’s about damn time you made a Police Squad reference on the show.

    6:36- The dudes like to talk about “Chicks, man,” but the ladies like to talk about “Dicks, girl.”

    9:29- Just be thankful that Warner Bros. didn’t take out scenes this way when they shortened Justice League to a 2 hour running time.

    After reading Caitlin O’Heaney’s Wikipedia page, I was hoping you’d make a Savage Weekend reference.

    Oh, it makes sense for David S. Pumpkins to make an appearance in a slasher film, even if this was his very first film role.

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