King Arthur: Legend of the Sword – Projector

Film Brain finds himself flummoxed by Guy Ritchie’s bizarre reimagining of the Arthurian legend – giant elephants, kung fu masters, and rodents of unusual size, anyone?

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"Bad Movie Beatdown" takes a look at the very worst that Hollywood has to offer with commentary and analysis. "Projector" is reviews of current UK releases that have yet to open in the US. There may also be some commentaries and other material.

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14 Comments on "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword – Projector"

MightyDavidson
Guest

Wait, the Mage? Is that meant to suggest that Guy Ritchie did a King Arthur movie and didn’t bother to include Merlin? O_o

TragicGuineaPig
Guest

That, or he’s trying to “Ghostbuster” Merlin.

TragicGuineaPig
Guest

Does Britain even have any other snakes besides the harmless natrix natrix and the relatively small and only somewhat dangerous vipera berus?

KiramidHead
Guest

That’s interesting about “The Mage”. I remember following the early announcements about this one, and Berges-Frisbey was actually stated to be playing Guinevere. I might have to go read the script to see what that’s like and compare it to the film when I eventually watch it as a rental.

CaptainRoland
Guest

It’s one of the oldest stories in the English and possibly French languages all through the centuries, how could this British brainless, Dr. Insano type-person asshole botch it up so fucking hard is mind-boggling, just beyond me cause I’m a normal human being for the most part.

CaptainRoland
Guest

Thank God I didn’t and never, ever see it in theaters or on home video, curses, nothing but curses and just swear words in general to describe this two-hour CGI epileptic seizure super-roller coaster of exhaustion and death. This “film” should be boycotted and censored. It’s actually worse in the technical combat department than any video game I’ve seen and played in my life.

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