King Dong – The Cinema Snob

They don’t call him the eighth wonder of the world for nothing!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.


  1. Wait, there’s actually a King Kong porno? I can’t believe I live in this world!

  2. Gosh darn it, and I thought you were gonna review King Kung Fu for the release of Kong: Skull Island. Well, you DO make a living on watching porn. I really shouldn’t be surprised.

    3:50- Wow, this movie’s version of Ann Darrow is SOOOOOOOOOOO deep.

    10:11- Really? I thought morons vote for and support an asshole who is unfit to be called President of the United States.

    14:10- Or she has become the porno spoof version of Two-Face from The Dark Knight.

    I was afraid that you would be reviewing a Power Rangers porn this month, and it might be the one you mentioned in the Atop the Fourth Wall review on “Mightily Murdered Power Ringers.”

  3. Why have a king dong movie without any kong dick. It’s like ten inch ninja turtles with the humans fucking the whole film. Why do the spoof at all.

  4. “It’s the new Ding Dong King Kong Sing Song burger!”

    Sorry, I’ve been watching old episodes of Mr. Show.

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