Logan Review – Chris Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann reviews Logan.

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Quick, funny reviews of movies and games, new and old.


  1. Poor guy, he looks so pale and he’s literally sweating. Don’t kill yourself for US, Chris. We love you, but don’t put yourself through this just to give us reviews. Get to bed and rest for a while, we can wait for The Great Wall review. Get your own Cure For Wellness first!

  2. This movie as described by your review sounds terrible to me. You make it sound like DC Superman movies in that everything is hopeless, depressing and there is no joy.

    Sounds good if your a walking dead fan but nothing you described here sounded fun. The idea of going to watch an x-men movie for BRUTALITY is a bit of joke to me. I mean that’s great if its how you like your Wolverine on screen but I see it like Batman using guns. It’s not what I want to see the character do…this isn’t how I’ve seen Wolverine growing up so going all dark and brutal is a stain on the character I envision.

    Sure Batamn used guns in the comics and I’m sure Wolverine was brutal in some of the comics but its not the character we want to go out and see.

    Not taking away from Chris’s review. I’m glad he enjoyed it. I know there are people who like the idea of Superman and Batman killing people as well. But as described in this review the movie sounds like its trying too hard to become something the character is not.

    • The Real Silverstar

      I agree. I’m torn as to whether I should go see this movie or not. I’ve never been a fan of bleak and dark but at the same time, I’m curious to see where they go with this.

    • Wolverine has always killed people in these movies, a lot of people just don’t realize it because they don’t show any blood so as to make it PG-13

  3. My thoughts on the X-Men movies range from love to meh. I know I’m not going to be able to handle the gore so this is a skip for me. Jeeks. It’s going to be like the time when I tried to watch Kingsman. Still, I’m glad that the movie turned out well from a critical point of view. Lastly, I had that same type of flu as you. It lasted for two weeks. Feel better.

  4. I thought wolverine wasn’t suppose to age? Hugh Jackman is definitely getting up there. Or is that a plot point in the movie?

    • The Real Silverstar

      Wolverine does age, just much, much slower than a normal human, as his healing factor retards his aging tremendously. He’s long-lived, but not immortal. Also, this movie seems to be borrowing a bit from the Old Man Logan comic series.

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