Merry Zodmas: Christmas Carols

Merry Zodmas: Christmas Carols

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  1. This was posted on the original TGWTG website, and I thought it would be a terrible loss not to add it here as well.

    Original post by batfan and Gethenian (credit were credit is due).

    The Full Lyrics to “Kneel all ye faithful”:

    Oh kneel, all ye faithful,
    Humble and unworthy!
    Oh kneel ye, oh kneel ye
    Before Lord Zod.
    Come and behold him,
    Born a son of Krypton!

    Oh come and kneel before him,
    Oh come and kneel before him,
    Oh come and kneel before him,
    General Zod.

    Sing, choirs of servants,
    Sing in exultation!
    O sing, all ye citizens of Planet Houston!
    Glory to Zod, all glory in the highest!

    Oh come and kneel before him,
    Oh come and kneel before him,
    Oh come and kneel before him,
    General Zod.

    Dru-Zod, we greet thee,
    Though you leave us mourning
    For our beloved ones
    Who fell to your wrath!
    Hail the dictator
    Fueled by sunlight streaming!

    Oh come and kneel before him,
    Oh come and kneel before him,
    Oh come and kneel before him,
    General Zod!

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