Simon Sez – Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic reviews the greatest pairing in cinema history…Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook, with 1999’s Simon Sez.

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  1. He is a good actor
    This movies has quite the problems and i do not like what they did with the cyber monks but its clear that there bad chose on that was to make it more family friendly fun then serious
    Lupa should have not gotten in this and then you surly would made her part of this
    Jar Jar is funny this guy is not this good he is a joke
    She is hot and fun Simon chose a good one
    The bad guy is so funny
    THis is a fine movie

  2. HO-LY SHIT! Dane Cook is always so unbelievably annoying! I never saw any of his stand-up material but his movie performances are unbelievalby awful! It makes me want to bludgeon him to death with a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

  3. SpecialAgentDaleCooper

    Australian here, so I haven’t seen enough Dane Cook to make a judgment on him… but… this is awful.
    Also… the Tyrannosaurus Rex was only alive in the Cretaceous, not the Jurassic.
    I’d rather take JCVD over this.

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