Catwoman – Nostalgia Critic

Catwomen unite against the evils of Halle Berry! The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2004’s Catwoman.

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4 comments

  1. I remember seeing ads for this movie at the time Catwoman was being released, but thankfully my mind told me to stay away and wait for Batman Begins to be released in the following year.

    The picture quality of this film looks like the cinematographer cleaned the lens with bacon grease.

    I also hate the editing of this film. Even when stopping on this movie whenever I’m switching TV channels, I can help bu think about how mingrane inducing the editing is, and it’s even worse when the CGI is involved.

    I also don’t get why the writers gave the title character cat like abilities. In the comics, she was a cat burgler since a very young age, and she was never bitten by a radioactive cat or whatever. Oh, and I also don’t recall the DC Universe having a Catwoman from generation after generation thing going on.

    The Catwoman costume in this movie is less of a superhero suit and more of a superhero porny parody suit. Seriously, writers, director, and costume designers, you people are sick and stupid.

    The cat puns in this movie are about as bad as the ice puns in Batman & Robin.

    Fuckin’ douchbag cop. He wouldn’t immediately recognize same handwriting or who’s behind the mask if they slapped him across the face.

    You may have your negatives on The Dark Knight Rises, Doug, but you have to admit that it’s the best thing to ever happen to Catwoman since Batman Returns, because it’s a movie that’s much more intelligent that this piece of shit that should have never been made or released. Fuck this movie to the Hell it came from.

    23:13- And she later got ran over by the Batmobile and died that night. DUH END.

    Calling Halle Berry as Catwoman “fine” is an insult to anyone who knows how stupid this entire film is. The only good this she ever did for this film was accepting her Razzie Award for worst actress.

  2. you owe me TEN DOLLAS

  3. I just HAVE to point out that the cop not knowing who Cat Woman is, although ridiculous, stays true to all other super hero movies. I mean, how may times have we made fun of the fact that no one can figure out who Super Man is because he wears some freaking glasses as Clark? Or how no one can figure out who Bat Man is even though after seeing all his expensive shit we know it HAS to be one of the richest guys in the city. I mean…this is pretty standard super hero nonsense. The movie is crap, don’t get me wrong, but I feel like at least for this one aspect we can’t really be critical of it. ALL super hero movies do this.

  4. Honestly, is it really fair to rag on Berry for the movie? It’s not her fault she was given shit to work with, by the time she realized how bad things were going to be she was too deep into it to back out, I’m sure. Blame the costume designers, the writers, the cameramen, and the editors. In other words, the people who actually wrote, edited, and produced the movie, not the person who had to try to bring life to impossibly lifeless writing. The Razzie should have gone to the writers and everyone else, not to Berry for having to try to act in this crap? I don’t think ANYONE could have made this movie anything better than “meh”.

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