Swan Princess – Nostalgia Critic

This isn’t my idea of fun. The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1994’s Swan Princess.

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9 Comments on "Swan Princess – Nostalgia Critic"

Bright_Eyez
Guest

Finally!! I’ve been waiting FOREVER for you to review this movie! And, honestly, everything in this review is exactly how I expected it would be. Just one more I can scratch off of by list. Now please, PLEASE!!!!! do Balto!!?????

UniqueMemoir
Guest

That ending is still one of my favorites. Tamara’s face is perfect

megankoumori
Guest

Derek did tell Odette why he loved her. It just took him thinking she was dead for him to finally spit it out: “I love you…your kindness and your courage.” His plan was to prove his love by announcing it at the ball, but he ended up proving it by killing Rothbart and then finally telling her what she had wanted to hear all along.

Clandesdyne
Guest

Could we have more Sam & Max jokes please? Maybe a Day of the Tentacle reference here and there?

Joey Castro
Guest

Check this guy out. He’s spent years reconstructing traditional combat archery techniques, and he CAN catch an arrow fired at him and fire it back immediately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

Pyotr
Guest

exactly this! i hoped someone posted it! Critic! you an arrow to the knee there!

Exiles Outcast
Guest
I kind of have to wonder,.. do you think the people who made this film know the fore most etiquettes & actual involvements of an arranged marriage? I mean, the key notion of an arranged marriage was that the agreeing parents of the bride & groom assigned them to marry when they reach the certain age. they more or less had no choice but to marry each other. that’s why they call it an “Arranged Marriage”, there’s no “all these years preparing, ruined” about it. they’re still gett’n hitched… (unless one or both defect to another country to escape the… Read more »
I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter
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I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter
19:55 – It isn’t made explicit, but judging by the appalled reactions of everyone that sees not-Odette, I get the sense that the illusion only works on Derek; everyone else sees the hag for who she really is. On that note, I get the feeling that Rothbart was initially designed to merely be an illusionist, who has no control over reality but can still make people see and hear things that don’t exist. His ability to make things appear and disappear on a whim, as well as scenes like this one, lend credence to my theory. But then he apparently… Read more »
Matthew Hole
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Personally, I think all four Ice Age movies and both Rio movies are good. They are on par with both Kung-Fu Panda movies and the three “main” Madagascar movies….sort of like an eleven (or after 2016, thirteen) way tie.

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