Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – Chris Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann reviews Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

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  1. TragicGuineaPig

    I suppose I should just be glad it’s not Lone Ranger II.

  2. I haven’t seen a Pirates movie since the 3rd one so this a skip for me.

  3. Another Pirates movie came out???

    Wow. That snuck up behind us. I didn’t even know another one was in production, and there’s beem no trailers posted on the Apple Trailers site (which usually has all the major releases) nor from any of my social media friends.

    That’s really not a good sign.

  4. At least they changed the title. “Dead men tell no tales” made no sense in a franchise where almsot half the dialogue is spoken by just that – dead men!

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