Pirates – The Cinema Snob

Before the new Pirates movie comes out, The Cinema Snob watches this naughtier version from 2005.

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.

4 comments

  1. I may not be a porn film expert, but thanks to shows like this, I have at least heard of these Pirates films, because of their production values and “star power.”

    2:13- Pff. That not a real ship. 0 out of 10.

    6:17- That female pirate has some nice 18th century tattoos.

    7:20- At least it’s not that annoying dogs that keeps barking out your window.

    8:04- EDWARD REYNOLDS: THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT PIRATE HUNTER!

    At least this movie about pirates doesn’t have a post-credits scene.

    Have fun with the big 400, Brad and company.

  2. Ahhh, Janine Lindemulder and Evan Stone! ^_^ *puurrrrr*

  3. Snorgatch Pandalume

    God damn, it really DOES look like an Asylum movie!

  4. iamnotincompliance

    Jokes about all the women looking the same aside, it honestly wasn’t until the 14:20 mark I realized there are three blondes in there.

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