Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker – Cinema Snob

Find out if Mickey Rooney as a mad toymaker with an unfortunate name has anything to do with Silent Night Deadly Night 5!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past.

8 comments

  1. When you have a Toy Store named Petto’s, you’re asking for trouble. And I wish that was the version of Small Soldiers that Joe Dante made.

    That was a great way to wrap up 2015 for the Cinema Snob. Wish there was a few more italian horror films to review. Looking forward to next year.

  2. Thanks for answering our Christmas wishes from last year, Brad.
    0:41- “Oh, don’t you talk about my boxes! I LIKE BOXES!”
    6:31- No one would ever make an animated series based on a Reb Brown movie, EVER.
    Who in their right mind would name a toy store “Pedo’s”? Toys”R”Us: okay. KB Toys: okay. Pedo’s: jail time.
    7:57- Oh, the name of the store is actually “Petto’s”? OUR FUCKIN’ MISTAKE!
    11:57- Well, fuck my donkey.
    At least Fat Grandma isn’t making any racist or political comments like one of MY grandmothers.
    17:46- And now I’m scared as shit about thinking of buying myself a hoverboard for Christmas.
    I’m guessing you’ll do a Brad Tries… of Michael Jackson’s Mystery drink sometime in the future.
    20:04- …So, Toy Story 3?
    I actually kinda like the life size robotic Ken doll look of Pino, minus the humping.

    BTW, I looked it up, and Winter’s Tale is NOT a Christmas movie. It was released on Valentine’s Day 2014.

  3. SPONGE BATHHH!!! O.O AAAAAAA!

  4. What other videos has fat grandma told tales of the cinema scrooge to linkara?

  5. This was a fun review!

  6. Anybody else notice that the toy that guy was using the screw driver on before the bill collector showed up was Ecto-1 from Real Ghostbusters toyline?!

  7. I figured out right away that it was ‘petto’ as in ‘geppetto’ but good god that’s still a terrible idea.

    Actually, my old house (the one I grew up in) now belongs to my brother. So as long as I have a good reason, I can just go in whenever I want. 😛

  8. Because it’s a pun on Gepetto of course! This is still a stupid movie. Pia looks like Matthew Broderick as Inspector Gadget. As if that wasn’t disturbing enough. I’ve seen all these movies now, except for the remake. Good riddens!

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