Sins of the Sisters – Anime Abandon

No joke here. Sins of the Sisters is one of the worst animes I’ve ever seen. EVER. SEEN.

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ToastyMozart
Guest

10:17 Y-know, why is it that everyone and their mom insists on misinterpreting The Boss’ wish?

Heart-Lightning
Guest

I said the same thing except at 9:02 with The Boss, Big Boss and Outer Haven

Backhand
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Rape,Suicide,Violence against children.
Who’s bringing the chips? haha haha am I right?….(looks at the ground)

Seriously though,That’s the craziest intro to anything,holy crap.

Antishisno
Guest

My reaction to it was a loud “Well that’s a first”

Ogre Samanosuke
Guest

Knowing Bennett’s usual material when I saw that I think my exact reaction was “oh fuck, we’re in for a doozy.”

ThatAnimeChick
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I… I don’t… what?!? I honestly don’t know how to accurately describe just what bugs me about this anime. The confusing, disjointed, incoherent story? The weird take on Christianity? Some other third thing I can’t come up with?

Also, good work with the scary bits, I was legitimately disturbed at certain points…

HankMan
Guest

The abysmal dubbing?

lonewolf23k
Guest

Also, if all Religion has been banned, then what’s with the Shinto ritual to begin with? Or does Shinto get a special exception?

ToastyMozart
Guest

I guess things that are provably effective get an exemption (since it seems to work pretty well), but they pretty quickly followed “there is no war anymore” up with “Oh, and we’re shipping them off to the war,” so any sort of consistency seems a bit unlikely from this show.

leviadragon99
Guest

You think that’s weird, the actual specific religion that the war was made against has a school training women in swordplay in this new world… wat.

mr_rubino
Guest

Christ, these people don’t stop screaming at each other for a moment, do they?

MidnightScreeningsman2014
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MidnightScreeningsman2014
Man most of the voice acting in this sounds like Charlie day either doing his own voice r doing a girl voice(but yeah that one guy Hans sounds a lot like a mix between sage and Charlie day)!!! Wonderful episode I tried to watch your last two but lost track but I can definitely say that there’s no better way I could have gotten a halloween episode good job sage. But man this show has a lot of twists and bs that it’s a good thing Gabe is getting rid of that anime may you never review part 2 I… Read more »
Veran
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This is GOLD! Where can I find this?

Malidictus
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Whenever an anime starts bringing religion – especially Christianity – into the plot, you know you’re in for a train wreck. This is a train wreck.

ToastyMozart
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Eh, worked pretty alright with Wolfwood.

KouTheMad
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i think that might be in part with the fact that if i remember correctly the Writer for Trigun is a Christian.

thatchickwithlonghair
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thatchickwithlonghair

Excuse you but Chrono Crusade is awesome.

thatchickwithlonghair
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thatchickwithlonghair

Excuse you but Chrono Crusade is awesome. In fact, your entire first claim is BULLSHIT, Malidictus. I’m sorry you haven’t seen any good anime with religious themes and plots but there are a ton of them. Educate yourself.

Punsh
Guest

Great JoJoke at 34:45 =D

Edrobot
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Old Sage X Fat Grandma is my OTP.

leviadragon99
Guest

Holy bullocking hell what is this anime even trying to say about anything? Some of the concepts could maybe work in a story where they have a reason to be there or fit with the rest of what’s supposed to be going on, but it’s just an incomprehensible mashup of seemingly random bits…

Rezro
Guest

In fact it have one interesting plot point with using promise of helping in war effort and then changing recruited females in sex slaves, what from what I recall was real case in Japan. But execution went so trainwrack that idea become buried under tons of bullcrap.

leviadragon99
Guest

Yeah, I remember hearing about that, it’s a fascinating horrible bit of history that’d be a damn good story in its own right, but here it’s just a footnote for some kind of genderbending crusade where everyone seems to have ill-defined reality-warping powers to press the reset button on existence.

Loki Duck
Guest

Holy shit this review was amazing. I haven’t laughed outlaid so hard in a while, though it helps that anime is bat shit insane. I don’t know if I could actually get through the whole thing if I watched it.

Ogre Samanosuke
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That opening question about insanity reminds me of Lewis Black’s bit about people that make statements you should never try to process or blood will go shooting out your nose, like “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t of had that year of college.”

QuietOne
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Um… can anyone explain to me why the dub cast had so much trouble pronouncing Michael, a standard English name?

Don’t get me wrong, I kinda imagine the Japanese might pronounce it like that given how their language teats syllables, but straight putting that into the script is class A Bad Fansub ‘more accurate than thou’ness

sonorwegianithurts
Guest

is that the kaiju fanatic scientist from Pacific Rim?

TooMuchFreeTime
Guest

Here’s a piece of crazy for you:
I work at a grocery store. I had a conversation the other day with a customer that went almost word for word like this:

Customer: Eight salad bags.
Me: Eight salad bags?
C: Yes.
Me: What about them?
C: I need them.
Me: Oh, well…go get them then.
C: (Smiles as he walks away) I just wanted to say hi to you first.

…What?

14:25: So…that girl didn’t notice she had a penis until AFTER she took off her panties? Is she hung like a gnat?

Papallion
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I try to find the good in things. I like the idea of living in a false time period where peace in maintained through murder of those who remember. It’s an interesting concept that could make a good sci-fi movie, if it hasn’t already been made. And you’re dang lucky you have Gave! Gabe’s a real saint, despite all the crap you’ve pulled. I want Old Sage and Fat Grandma to meet. I have a friend who ADORES bad anime like this. The only thing this needed to become a perfect storm of horrible would be a tacked-on environmental message.… Read more »
Vonter
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I remember a book they made us read at school called The Giver by Lois Lowry. Which was a Dystopia in which knowledge, sexual urges and population control was bluntly handled. The protagonist role was kind of a keeper of this civilization history.

Oh and also the movie, The Name of the Rose, is also about keeping knowledge hidden from the common man.

I’ll also say Mother 3, but Nintendo haven’t officially released that here. Hope they do at next E3, since they more or less have rereleased a Mother game since 2014.

solemn
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I watched the Name of the Rose for a Mediaeval English Literature class. I also own the book it’s based on (which has a much darker ending for some of the characters according to Wikipedia) but I haven’t read it yet.

All so, so, SO much better than this garbage…

Vonter
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Atm I see to extremes in bad writing. One is being too focused to a gratification aspect be it a fetish, violence, sex etc. The other extreme is pretension, having the feeling you’re reaching deeper into something vague or complex but not really understanding it. This anime looks like a failure at being an exploitation product. I mean some scenes feel like they could have gone into Bible Black or Pandra Saga porn. And others like it could have satirize religion by having a school setting with schoolgirl crusaders. Yeah, I’m reaching but, I think I’m understanding what Sage was… Read more »
Papallion
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I hadn’t thought of The Giver in ages. I’ll have to dig up a copy and read it. I don’t remember Name of the Rose. I’ll have to look it up.

The first Kingdom Hearts game was great fun! The second repetitive. Then the rest, repetitive. Many repetitive. Such repetitive. So repetition. But the controls and action were solid.

SchrodingersCat
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1:48

Is that…Weird Al Yankovich?

SchrodingersCat
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O0
Good lord….I’ve seen Hentais with better voice acting than this.

26:11-26:15
So God wants all Christians to join S&M clubs?
😉

Cool Halloween ending.
🙂

turboeli
Guest

Actually, at 17:50 what the guy is saying isn’t Japanese. It’s bad, bad Latin. Non cogito, ergo sum. “I do not think, therefore I am.” Non cogito, ergo, non cogito, ergo non tu sum … well, I think it’s “I do not think, therefore, I do not think, therefore, you do not exist.” Essentially, he’s undergoing a ceremony to purge his mind of the memory of the incident.

I can’t believe I spent three minutes watching that repeatedly to explain such a stupid scene.

cricricri
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O_O WTF happened with the voice actors in this?! I mean seriously, did they al just had some kind of stick up their ass that moved each time they tried to speak?! Oh and also: about that christianity and suicide thing… Yep. I’m sad to inform you that suicide is condemned with damnation by the bible and for ages people who commited it were denied proper burial because it is against the “word of the lord”… So in THAT point the anime was 100% accurate… Oh and if you’re wondering: No. The 99.9999999% left of the anime was really, really… Read more »
Snorgatch Pandalume
Guest

This is like a collection of every horrible stupid anime trope out there rolled into one big ball of shit. Schoolgirls? Check. Futas? Check. Bloody violence? Check. Rape? Check. People screaming at each other? Check. Terrible dubbing? Check. A plot that makes absolutely no fucking sense? Check. It’s as if someone deliberately took the worst of everything from anime, threw it in a blender, and hit puree.

KouTheMad
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So shall we point out the various flaws in the plot? 1. All Religion is gone………except apparently Shinto, Shinto is ok because……..reasons. 2. All war being gone because of no Nations or Religion……….accept for the fact that, you know, the wars caused by Religion make up a rather tiny percentage of all wars. And even ignoring that, many wars have had nothing to do with either, such as with cultural or ethnic tensions. 3. Destroying the Pope and/or Vatican somehow ends ALL religion? No. Depending on the exact time, given the number of crusades, the non Christian Religions that are… Read more »
dIoIIoIb
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how exactly did those kids expect to go fight in the crusades if they can’t even stop a bunch of random bandits?

good review tho, very funny, this kind of anime always makes for great material

YukoValis
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I got to hand it to you Wuss, I never thought you would show an anime like this. I saw it awhile ago, and damn was it crazy. Still rather tame, if not confusing. Maybe someday violence Jack, but I ain’t holding my breath. Shemales aren’t really that uncommon in anime stuff nowadays, but that story does make the head spin. Well nice job as always.

DeadCobra
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Why was he turned to a female with a dick i understand that this is a light porno but you can make a porno without lesbians or futa witch is better for me Hans was a guy who never would just fuck and after he was turn to a female with a dick he started to fuck a girl Why are they still in the school uniforms they don’t need it and how are all this girls good at fighting with swords These voice acting are the worst its like they don’t give a shit You have a good friend… Read more »
Musashi
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That…was literally THE WORST dub I have ever heard in my life. I was actually covering up the screen at one point out of instinct, trying to protect myself from the thing that was doing my ears harm. I think that I even considered punching the screen to get the evil noise away from me. SHEESH!! I understand why Bennett doesn’t like Central Park Media. I get what he meant when he said “They couldn’t have gone out of business sooner.” But…if they could have gone out of business before releasing this monstrosity, that would have been greatly appreciated. I… Read more »
SchrodingersCat
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28:43

A: Why does she seem to be enjoying being raped?

B: If she’s in high school, that means that she’s probably a minor.
Which makes it pedophilia.

C: Who the hell thinks that pedophilia is “sexy” ?

thatchickwithlonghair
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thatchickwithlonghair

B. Remember this is aimed at a Japanese audience. High school girls are already at the age of consent in their culture.

C. Japan.

halfsasquatch
Guest

Dam this must be bad if Sage put up a warning first thing front and center. Wonder what is… Now I have watch and find out what it is. Grabs popcorn. This is going to end badly I will only have myself to blame.

halfsasquatch
Guest

Thor lend me strength.

thatchickwithlonghair
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thatchickwithlonghair

This terrible voice acting is gold. You’d think we were watching a fan parody where they are TRYING to sound as bad as possible. XD

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