Starting a Cult – Ask Lovecraft

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In which celebrated and dead author HP Lovecraft offers his advice on such diverse topics as love, finance, cooking, and personal hygiene.


    • *ahem* Sorry, I don’t know why I want to squee watching you at work. But then I squeed when I recently located Rick Miller’s DVD of “MacHomer”, too, so…just a clever theatrics nerd, I guess.

  1. There are actual cults dedicated to Lovecraft. Some believe that Cthulhu et. al. are fictional but they like the philosophies presented in the stories; others think he was channeling really real entities. When I first learned this I thought it was pathetic. Then I remembered Scientology, and you know what? If a talentless hack like Hubbard can get his own cult, then Lovecraft deserves at least a dozen.

    • TragicGuineaPig

      What, you balk at the idea of aliens flying through space in 747s and dying horrific deaths in a volcano, and these alien ghosts sticking to people and causing their lives to get all screwy?

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