Strokemon – The Cinema Snob

Sometimes you need to take a break from Pokemon Go to watch something that will give you nightmares.

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.

11 comments

  1. MidnightScreeningsman2014

    Last place on the comments I got last comment,oh man oh well better next time

  2. Gotta stroke em all!

  3. TheSuicidalTeddybear

    this movie should be up there with The Room and Troll 2 as a so bad it’s good kind of movie, too bad it’s NC-17

  4. There’s a Pokemon porno? …WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

    I was afraid that Not-Pikachu was gonna look similar to the alien from E.T. the Porno.

    1:57- Snob, you like Pokemon as much as The Nostalgia Critic does, as in you hate the franchise more than bleeding ulcers.

    5:28- Jesus. I hope they weren’t selling copies of that movie at San Diego Comic-Con.

    6:14- Long story short, they are Jessie and James of Team Rocket.

    For some strange reason, the actress playing Not-Misty looks a bit like Allison Pregler. …Please tell me I’m not a sicko.

    I’m with you when I say that I wanna see more of Drunk Brian singing Meatloaf songs than watching this acid trip mixed with the expired quaaludes from The Wolf of Wall Street.

  5. I love how they’re pretty much just trolling. Not only are the sex-scenes brief, but they designed that monstrosity deliberately to kill off any boners.

    • Yeah, after their porn parody of TMNT I am starting to get that feeling too, Maybe we are looking at the next generation of Trolling: Porn Director Trolls. XD

  6. Cool we got a live action porno spoof…bad it had to be Wood Rocket. This is horrific but You should see the Spongeknob one. Holy fuck its sexy and scary at the same time.

    • Snorgatch Pandalume

      I never–EVER–wanted to connect “sexy” with “Spongebob.”
      Although I guess he would be pretty absorbent.
      And does Dikachu produce an electric shock when she cums?
      I’m going to go shoot myself now.

  7. Rule #34 of the internet: If it exists, then there’s porn for it.

  8. The Real Silverstar

    I could’ve gone through my life easily without ever seeing a sexy Pickachu.

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