Strokemon – The Cinema Snob

Sometimes you need to take a break from Pokemon Go to watch something that will give you nightmares.

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About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past.

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11 Comments on "Strokemon – The Cinema Snob"

MidnightScreeningsman2014
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MidnightScreeningsman2014

Last place on the comments I got last comment,oh man oh well better next time

RockmanX3
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Gotta stroke em all!

TheSuicidalTeddybear
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this movie should be up there with The Room and Troll 2 as a so bad it’s good kind of movie, too bad it’s NC-17

SpeedyEric
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There’s a Pokemon porno? …WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? I was afraid that Not-Pikachu was gonna look similar to the alien from E.T. the Porno. 1:57- Snob, you like Pokemon as much as The Nostalgia Critic does, as in you hate the franchise more than bleeding ulcers. 5:28- Jesus. I hope they weren’t selling copies of that movie at San Diego Comic-Con. 6:14- Long story short, they are Jessie and James of Team Rocket. For some strange reason, the actress playing Not-Misty looks a bit like Allison Pregler. …Please tell me I’m not a sicko. I’m with you when I say that I wanna… Read more »
Falconfly
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I love how they’re pretty much just trolling. Not only are the sex-scenes brief, but they designed that monstrosity deliberately to kill off any boners.

ladydiskette
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Yeah, after their porn parody of TMNT I am starting to get that feeling too, Maybe we are looking at the next generation of Trolling: Porn Director Trolls. XD

NerdCritic
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Cool we got a live action porno spoof…bad it had to be Wood Rocket. This is horrific but You should see the Spongeknob one. Holy fuck its sexy and scary at the same time.

Snorgatch Pandalume
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I never–EVER–wanted to connect “sexy” with “Spongebob.”
Although I guess he would be pretty absorbent.
And does Dikachu produce an electric shock when she cums?
I’m going to go shoot myself now.

Goldstar
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Rule #34 of the internet: If it exists, then there’s porn for it.

Vegapunk
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Yep, and not enough brain bleach for everybody…

The Real Silverstar
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I could’ve gone through my life easily without ever seeing a sexy Pickachu.

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