Tarzan, The Ape Man – The Cinema Snob

Why go to the theater to see Tarzan, when you could watch one from the director of Ghosts Can’t Do It.

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Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.

6 comments

  1. I was wondering if you were gonna review this movie by the time The Legend of Tarzan is in theaters, mostly because you reviewed Ghost Can’t Do It last year.

    At least “The Legend of Tarzan” had more focus on the title character, Margot Robbie did an awesome job as Jane (and I’m looking forward to seeing her as Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad), and that movie is without a doubt much better that this shit.

    6:59- AND it’s safer for everyone on set, because no one wants to be killed by a elephant if it gets spooked. This is why we mostly see CG animals in movies today.

    It’s slow motion in movies like this that make me thank got it has gotten better over the years.

    10:42- Nice joke there, Brad. I really enjoyed your review of “Kelly’s Heroes.”

    I don’t blame you for always using that clip from Brutes & Savages. Besides, the snake in this movie was real, while the alligator in that movie was a Gator Golf toy.

    14:30- Now I’m in the feeling to watch Disney’s Tarzan.

    I’m actually more interested in seeing a review of Ghost Fever, because you would finally get to review an Alan Smithee movie.

  2. I had a feeling the moment you made the joke about this Tarzan featuring Bo Derek’s Tits, we were going to see this review.

    Hahaha, now I can see why this bombed so bad at the box office. XD

  3. Snorgatch Pandalume

    How much Keeffe is in this movie? Miles O’Keeffe! OK, actually not, considering the real stars are Bo Derek’s tits. You wonder why this movie made $36 million? You now have your answer.
    And poor Richard Harris. How the fuck did he end up in shit like this? And Orca? And The Wild Geese? And The Cassandra Crossing? And Juggernaut?

  4. MidnightScreeningsman2014

    Thank God for next week you didn’t pick the Patrick Swayze movie ghost cause I’m sure that’d get the most votes. Honestly I’m gonna skip the new Tarzan and I’ll call this the Bo Derrick movie with Tarzan in it.

  5. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Marketing Hype for this movie back in the day was them promoting the first ever Tarzan movie with bare boobage.

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