The Cinema Snob: Dinosaur Island

The only thing that can save amazon babes from dinosaurs is Ross Hagen and a group of army misfits!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.

11 comments

  1. And I thought Corman’s 1950s movies were bad!

  2. So is this one a porn or not worth watching?

  3. I’ll tell you the problem with the filmmaking power that Fred Olen Ray and company used here, it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. They saw what Steven Spielberg and Universal Pictures had done and they took it a step back. They didn’t earn the knowledge for themselves, so they didn’t take any responsibility for it. They copied off the geniuses that are Spielberg and Michael Crichton to accomplish something as fast and crappy as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on Cinemax and VHS, and now, (hits hand on desk) they’re sold it.

  4. So, is this one worse than A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell? That one at least beat JP by a few years.

  5. Well since Jurassic World had Katie McGrath in it, masturbating in the middle of it wouldn’t be all that awkward. Well along as its the DVD release

  6. OMG I actually had this movie. I don’t remember where i got it, but i had it on VHS along with a couple other movies and magazines stashed under my bed in high school.

  7. I’m guessing the dinosaurs are from Corman’s “Carnosaur” – they look as bad.

  8. I love the idea that Snob is trapped in the room and can’t escape. It turns out that he died years ago and has been trapped in his own personal Hell (the twist is that he is actually in heaven).

  9. I wonder if there’s rule 34 of page 34

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