The Cinema Snob: Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?

It’s the mystery that must be answered.

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.

25 comments

  1. I was always curious about that movie. I’m glad now that my curiosity never got the better of me.

  2. This movie is as looney as the conception of a freeway.

    Kudos if you get that reference.

  3. 10:26 Heh…poopdick…*snicker*

    11:40 Yeah, the Garden of Eatin.

    16:48 If the audience doesn’t know what numbers are, would they even be able to read it?

  4. I am very disappointed in the quality of this film’s animation.

    That is, is appears to have none.

  5. MidnightScreeningsman2014

    I think The s in Rita S.s name means Rita Stupid person for being the director of photography in this movie and the R.T in R.t Hampton means Rotten tomatoes or something like that. The fact that the program they watched on t.v was rated tv pg is ridiculous. Nice cameo meow by llyod there at the end and nice poster for the loft in the background. You also should have pointed out that there was a person named john dough in this movie but that’s just my senses talking. Now when will you review he sequel to this thing. Huh guess i’ll have to wait. I hate waiting. But also that guy in the movie was annoying do me a favor and knock him out for me.

  6. Professor von SCIENCE!!!

    Great, Eddie’s voice killed my boner. Thanks a lot, bad porno!

  7. so, Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
    My guess is, the same guy who framed Rodger.
    But,.. that’s probably just speculation…

  8. I joined just to say thanks for the awesome reviews. Cinema Snob, Doug and Linkara have helped me kill a hell of a lot of time recently.

  9. Am I the only one who hoped this was a gay porno so Eddie would be gagged by a dick?

  10. Perfect scene to end with.

  11. Is it just me or does it seem like the couch scenes are supposed to be spoofing Married…with Children? Her hair is like Peg’s and Eddie sounds like he’s trying to channel Al Bundy while the couch and set evoke imagery from the show. Plus the two are bickering in the same manner as Al and Peg.

  12. Yo dawg, I heard you like snarky commentary on your porno.

  13. I like how Lloyd yelled “burn!” at the end of the video.

  14. How could anyone get off to this movie when Eddie just whines the whole time?

  15. Oh my god, it’s the worst actor of all time…

  16. Finally, we have an answer to “what’d Snarf look like if he was a human?” – Eddie seriously sounds and acts like Snarf, whining all the time. I fully expected him to say “snarf-snarf” at the end of every sentence.

  17. Why didn’t this movie get 11 oscars? This is an injustice.

  18. My gawd, his voice acting is right up there with the English dubb of Zombie 90.

    This couple needs to get separate TVs.

  19. Wow, this is probably one of the most boring porno spoofs you’ve reviewed, and there has been a lot of them.

    Did anyone else find Eddie’s voice so nasally and annoying that you wanted to punch his lights out? Rosie’s voice isn’t that much better. Archetype of the dumb blonde valley girl stereotype.

    Even if I was into porn, these characters would be such a turn off that I wouldn’t be able to watch it.

    • Yes, I wanted to reach into the screen, grab his whiney, skinny, unattractive, dull, boring, douchebag ass and introduce him to my teeth as I bite off his chin before proceeding to beat him almost to death.

  20. That Eddie guy is so dull, DULL!

  21. I feel bad for not knowing what “reamed” meant. Yeah, this was disappointing. Still, this review was nice. Was it on a porn site? Everyone wants to see porn of Jessica Rabbit. She’s that sexy!

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