The Identical – Cinema Snob

Musical March in September continues with an Elvis, not Elvis, biopic, that’s not really a biopic, and not really much of a movie.

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.

7 comments

  1. I’m sure a lot of people asked for a review of this movie since you showed the poster to it in you review of The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude.

    3:36- Oh, thank god, I thought we stumbled into the First Church of Donald Trump.

    5:45- Um, …why are they reenacting the opening scene to 300? …To be fair, I actually wish this WAS 300.
    23:33- In speaking of Zack Snyder movies, Danny Woodburn here played Big Figure in Watchmen, another movie I should be watching instead.

    6:13- Speaking as a Christian who has just entered his 30s, I also haven’t memorized the bible. I mean how easy is it to memorize a book that’s almost 1400 pages long?

    7:00- Ah crap, it’s The Babe Ruth Story all over again! Oh, and SETH GREEN!? What the hell are you doing here!?
    BTW, Hippy Seth Green reminds me of David Gallagher in Super 8.

    I agree that both Ray Liota and Ashley Judd (who still looks hot) are too damn good for this movie.

    14:52- Well, THAT was fuckin’ fast.

    17:43- “Are you the karate guy who sleeps in the backyard? Are you the guy who talks about big box VHSs? Are you the 80s guy who talks to a robot?”

    20:26- This should be the point of the film where the universe just implodes.

    Well, if you would excuse me, I need to watch Bubba Ho-Tep to wash my memory of this movie out of my mind.

  2. Oh great, now I’m getting flashbacks to the time I walked into Zaxby’s and saw the ads all over the place. You’d think they were promoting the Avengers or Star Wars.

  3. Oh great, now I’m getting flashbacks to the time I walked into Zaxby’s and saw the ads for this movie all over the place. You’d think they were promoting the Avengers or Star Wars.

  4. Soooooooooo… what is the religious message of this film supposed to be? I don’t remember seeing or hearing one.

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