The Slumber Party Massacre – The Cinema Snob

Instead of a pillow fight, this slumber party has got a serial killer and a power drill!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.

2 comments

  1. Speaking as someone who just got back from vacation, and has recently seen TMNT: Out of the Shadows, I enjoyed it more that the previous movie, the critics (who seem to have hated TMNT since the very first movie according to RottenTomatoes) can suck on it, and …Tyler Perry has given a shout out to The Cinema Snob. …Ah, it’s nice to be back, and to see a Snob review of the cult classic, “The Slumber Party Massacre.”

    4:35- I was wondering if you were gonna make a Carrie joke, because I was afraid if you didn’t, I’d have to do it and look like a jackass in the comments.
    Oh, and I was also hoping you’d reference Las Vegas Bloodbath.

    7:58- If this movie turns into 10 Cloverfield Lane, I will be all for it.

    8:18- When I was a kid, I remember using SALT to kill snails and slugs in my backyard, not a meat cleaver. …Dick.

    I actually think the refrigerator and circular saw scenes were pretty funny, and can assume those were from the 100% spoof version of the script.

    I also haven’t seen the sequels, but I guess the slasher comes back to life in the next film, and replaces his severed hand with an attachable power drill, similar to Ash and the chainsaw in Evil Dead 2.
    17:13- …DAMN IT, MOVIE. YOU DIDN’T TAKE ONE OF MY IDEAS! SHAME ON YOU!

  2. sdfsdfsdfgsfhwe

    In the shower scene….how did you miss the joke of referring to the TITular film?

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