The Smurfs 2 – Nostalgia Critic

Just when you thought you couldn’t feel more blue, the Smurfs return to force their horrors down our throats. Nostalgia Critic takes a look at, The Smurfs 2.

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88 Comments on "The Smurfs 2 – Nostalgia Critic"

Internetbelg
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Just realised Blue is played by Jacob Tremblay, the little kid from ‘Room’. Well… he evolved.

OmegaX2000
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Can you talk about the MTV series Good Vibes and Daria? On a side note, I mention this all before, why don’t you review a classic horror like this one I’ve finally found after all these years after just seeing a few scenes of it and never knowing how it ended. It’s called Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. You might like it. Maybe. Also what do think of these TV series shows called: John Doe Forever Knight The Misfits (British Show) Misfits of Science (Movie and series) and The Zeta Project (I think all of these shows are like… Read more »
MountCDOSgamer
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Oh, my, God! You’re still here? It’s unreasonable enough to expect Doug to do a requested review when he probably gets so many, but having such a long list of requests is just asking too much out of him! If you have such a specific schedule of TV shows and movies you want to reviewed, then you review them yourself!

The Real Silverstar
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Just ignore him. Dude lost touch with reality a long time ago. He’s just talking to thin air now.

Cyborcat
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No, he can’t.

Goldstar
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Omega X2000 is living it up in Fantasy Land where he and Doug Walker are best buddies and Doug will grant his every wish like a genie. Seriously, dude, have you ever even spoken to Doug, like at all?

MelancholyRose
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I laughed so hard at Critic screaming “PLABPLAH PLISHPLRR” that my husband had to ask if I was okay.

MartialKaiju98(Andrew)
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MartialKaiju98(Andrew)

Andre really loves his Nine Lives so much that he displays his carpet in this! XD

Sk8ter274
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I am so using that “Article 1” rebuttal

Eva
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Never saw the first movie nor this one when they came out. And having seen the trailer for the reboot movie, I’m not gonna see that one either.

Rus
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Black nerd as a hardcore muthafucka was hilarious

Honore de Ballsack
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the original cartoon was a piece of crap anyway
why exactly do people think NPH is awesome?
um, Audrey Hepburn’s dead.
“Cross”? what, is this duck guy British?
some little kids can act, not this kid.
nothing about the weird racist crap about evil Smurfette being a brunette and the good one being blonde?

Goldstar
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Blonde and brunette aren’t races, they’re hair colors. And if you insist on making this about race, I like to point out that Vexy had white skin before she was “purified” and became blue.

Goldstar
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Blonde hair = good, dark hair = bad is stereotypical, not racist. Apologies for the lack of clarification earlier.

So unless you’re suggesting that the Smurfs have some sort of pro-blue people agenda, it’s pointless to try to play the race card here.

EssayM
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The really sad thing? That kid is Jacob Tremblay from Room.

EssayM
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Woops, just got to the part in the review where he mentions that.

ladydiskette
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I don’t mind Star Wars quotes as much as the next person, but Smurfette did bring up a valid point in the movie about Gargamel giving her, her own scepter, that he could have at least tried to explain. Since yeah, spoiler alerts, she does thwart him with the scepter. It wouldn’t have to be much of a explanation but a explanation never-less.

Jasmine
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Hey, look on the bright side, Critic. Tim Curry’s in Garfield 2….

simpsonofan
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What’s even worse with ducks in general is that their beak is just a dog mask… I just ruined ducks for you, people.

MightyDavidson
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No, you just said something stupid. That’s all.

simpsonofan
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Yeah, sorry. But I wouldn’t be the first noticing it:
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MightyDavidson
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The fact that you’re repeating something stupid, doesn’t make it less stupid. In fact people thinking shit like this is funny, only makes it even more stupid.

simpsonofan
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K. I just think it’s funny.

Dr_Ellert
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You completely missed the reason behind the boy’s naming: he’s named after the character in Pokémon Blue. When he grows up, his father will abandon him in the wilderness with nothing but clothes and strange tiny balls and tell him “it’s about time to become the master!” Also I noticed: The worst the movie is, the better the review (Catwoman, Son of the Mask, Batman and Robin). And lastly: I worked at the theater as an usher when this movie was on, and it was dubbed to my language, in the most uninterested and horrible acting ever. Because the theatre… Read more »
Blayshy
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I refuse to believe this was an intentional shout-out to Pokemon. No. No way.

MountCDOSgamer
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You and Malcom just love it when he performs as Darth Vader, don’t you? I can’t say I blame you!

Goldstar
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No mention of John Oliver voicing Vanity Smurf?

Wyattt
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Fuark I was really hoping it would be that flintstones vegas movie :/

Blayshy
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He hates the Flinstones. So recommending him this won’t bring him much material.

Binker
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Why do I get the feeling that the last movie of this month will be what is considered a bad sequel, but through Doug’s surprise and maybe support, it isn’t. Don’t know if that’ll be the case, or what movie would fit that, but that’s how I would do it. Maybe Doug feels the same.

witchfire
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i don’T know why but hackus reminds me of gerard depardieux

Blaze The Movie Fan
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As someone who is a huge fan of the animated show from the 1980’s, I fucking hate this movie with a passion. The main reason I hate it is because of how much it butchered Gargamel. I mean seriously, taking over the world? That’s not like him at all. And what the hell is he doing in Paris? And I also hate how it’s about the smurfs being in the real world since it doesn’t fit, I felt the same about the first one.

Cohiba
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I love Bill

TheBakeMyster
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His dad is Neil Patrick Harris? Who ever thought he’d find something worse than being trapped in a room for 5 years.
C’mon Doug that joke was practically gift wrapped for you.

Mikeman
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TheFuck Black nerd Oo
I watched few of his stuff so this was strange to see him sorta outa character

Hardback247
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When is everyone going to stop taking jabs at Jake Lloyd?

Commander_Jim
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Review choices seem a bit off lately.. I mean, I can understand the review of the original since it was based on something nostalgic but, like the Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel, WHY?

DeadCobra
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The first movie was fine nothing special but it was fine
He is a kid and you are making fun of a child a child
You make ok movies out to be shit
Don’t worry i will kill Bill soon just for you

Mask_and_mirror
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I always pluralised Smurfs as Smurves… I guess that was wrong

Keimori
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Bill might just be the best character ever!

spikefisher
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Is it just me or does it sound like Azaria is just using the Moe Szyalak voice?

Rocko the Great
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So, you’re gonna review Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties? That’s great. But, after you’re done Sequel Month: The Sequel, I hope you review Yin Yang Yo!

thatchickwithlonghair
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thatchickwithlonghair

It might be immature but I cracked up every time he made fun of the toddler. XD

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