Very Private Lesson – Anime Abandon

One of the worst titles I’ve ever had the displeasure to sit through. Just… abysmally bad.

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  1. I thought there was an hentai name private lesson.. Not sure about very private being one too

  2. Sir Moustachington

    Ok, that was freaking hilarious.

  3. I don’t know what they mean.

  4. MidnightScreeningsman2014

    Man that endng is epic you going insane was pure awesomeness and that is one of my favorite endings f?from you and reviews since the jungle dekoi review!!!!

  5. We hate you too wuss, we hate you too. 🙂 I’m betting non-hentai. I could be wrong though.

  6. thatchickwithlonghair


    I remember seeing a preview for this thing on another DVD of mine waaaay back. I thought it HAD to be a hentai. Glad I never watched it.

    Oh my guess for all the “know what I mean” is likely a Japanese speech impediment like “yo neeee” or something like that.

  7. I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter

    Hey, it’s like that game from “Whose Line is it Anyway”, except completely devoid of humor.

  8. So i other words, some person was told to make a hentai, without them knowing what it means. They go to look up the word, and find out it means pervert, so they make something perverted, but also horrible. The person was hopefully fired for stupidity, and the only good side to the story is that this anime quietly vanished.

  9. Over the past couple of years I’ve watched your entire Anime Abandon series and I agree with you that this is one of the most heinous ones you’ve ever featured. My god, these characters are terrible and the plot is garbage. Just the clips are enough to piss me off.

    I thought you were going to go nuclear with rage when you started convulsing. Lord knows I’d be bitching my head off. Poor Gabe.

  10. Why do so many anime and other Japanese media use the quote “Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice”??

    Do they really like the Powerpuff Girls in Japan or something? 😀

  11. You should review School Days one day, man. Oh, and if you say something shit about Beyound the Clouds, i will kill you :3

  12. We have not not seen Sage that angry for long time if you know what I mean.

  13. That anime was funny. I don’t know what you’re complaining about. 😀

  14. Just who was this anime made for, anyway?! No one in this show is likable, and I would love to see every last one of them set on fire. What the hell, Japan!?!?!


  16. rapist accidentally drinks his own roofie…that has got to be a whole new level of stupidity. Also it is the weakest way to avoid a rape scene I ever heard of.

  17. THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?!?

  18. Where do you find this shit? Seriously, I’m tempted to agree that this really is the worst anime featured on Anime Abandon to date. I salute you for doing as well as you did given what you had to work with.

  19. Sage, want to know how it can get worse? No seriously want to know how it can get worse? Kodomo No Jikan, Yeah I went there, oh wait, you think THAT is rock bottom? Guess again, Boku no Pico, welcome to Hell.

    • This is worse then both of them. Kodomo No Jikan wasn’t that bad, just.. weird. It at least had some action, and super powers, and I didn’t mind the story. Boku no Pico is a hentai so at least it did what it meant to do. You can’t really compare it. This though? It doesn’t try to be anything, and ends up being pointless and annoying.

  20. Those girls make me hate them the same way I hate the sheriff from ‘It Lives By Night’ (MST3K version of course).

    Know what I mean?
    Know what I mean?
    Know what I mean?

    Yes, what you mean is ‘STRANGLE ME!’

  21. wait the next review is something positive? aww man.

  22. When’s the Sage “Worst ____ Ever!” counter going to show up?

  23. I’m making a comment after only watching 4 minutes of the review, but… ^_^

    I’m guessing the reason this was made was because it might be the twisted fantasy of a select group of japanese otaku, to be sexually harassed by an underaged girl 9_9

    As I have said MANY times while watching some of the newer anime out there: WTF, Japan?!?! ^_^

  24. ….That was horrible…..but no excuse to take it out on poor Gage, you know what I mean?

  25. These people are so stupid
    These guys are so gay. I would have preferred to rape the girls then do the dance
    I really don’t know why portray the gangeru girl so stupid in real life gangeru girls are great
    This Aya is so bland and stupid

  26. this is an another hit show from the studio AIC the people who gave us Tenchi Muyo! and Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure

  27. Ahhh. I’m gonna call it a day.

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