War for the Planet of the Apes – Chris Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann reviews War for the Planet of the Apes.

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Quick, funny reviews of movies and games, new and old.


  1. Ooh! A perfect score? I didn’t see that coming. I will definitely try and see this movie next month. It also helps that I saw the other two already.

  2. Where did you see this movie? Where the hell was this screening in this country? it’s not even out yet in North America or anywhere, not until July 14.

  3. If this is the best movie of the trilogy, then it sounds completely Anti-Humanist, this good movie is Anti-Us obviously, I guess movies that criticize or even condemn the human race get great reviews, I guess Hollywood and the American people including any movie critic reviewers are Anti-Human even if they or we are still Human and Andy Serkis I’m sure is a Human Being. Still where the hell was this early non-existent screening? The release is going to come out officially on the 14th of July, Wikipedia said so. You must have only saw the trailer on June 25 so I think you may be lying. What, is there a secret facility where movie critics such as yourself go to watch new films before they’re even released domestic or international?

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