WTFIWWY Live: The Bee Train

This week: a drone causes a remote-controlled prison riot, a man is sentenced to marriage and bible verses, and a seven car pileup culiminates in (you guessed it) hardcore nudity!

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35 Comments on "WTFIWWY Live: The Bee Train"

Byere
Guest

This guy with the microwave box… He said he had to get to a bees-ness transaction?

TheSKARD1
Guest

Alternate universe experience:
I remember the news reported the suicide of Louie Anderson and that “Life with Louie” a cartoon based on his childhood scheduled to premiere in a few months was canceled in response.

CrowInvictus
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There are times when humanity does something magnificent and I am proud of what we accomplish. Then “this” happens and I remember that my plea for amnesty of my species is still maintained.

Crumplepunch
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Oh good, more of Tara’s luddite scaremongering.

Brad1ey Shaw
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I hope so. I just went back in Nash’s archives, picked out a video (almost at random) and Tara told that exact same story about the ( “heydron collider”??? ) right after I saw this video. It’s either one hell of a coincidence or she tells that story more often than I’ve noticed.

SchrodingersCat
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@Brad1ey Shaw

You are indeed correct.
The Apocalypse, and the Large Hadron Collider are two of her favorite topics.
I don’t know where she got this thing about “the Anti-Christ” though; Catholics don’t believe in an Anti-Christ; and her family is Catholic.
It’s not part of the doctrine of the Roman Catholic Church, nor of the Eastern Orthodox Catholic Church.

Brad1ey Shaw
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She’s probably a Catholic-Christian hybrid. Could have come about from exposure that caused fascination, fear or both. Religious stories can warp a mind pretty good these days so the world ends up with all kinds of people with all manner of faiths. Some of it perfectly fine, some of it appears to have come from the antichrist himself (or herself, whichever you prefer). As more and more people of our era abandon religion it seems that an equal amount become religious fanatics to take up the slack. The end result will be nothing the human race can ultimately afford without… Read more »
trlkly
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It’s not a story. It’s just her repeating some stupid nutcase stuff she’s read. She apparently likes reading them for fun.

The LHC and the Antichrist feature heavily in those apocalyptic people.

Sapadu
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Y’know, maybe people would stop putting heroin in their “do-not-put-that-there” area, if we repealed the drug laws, and instead prosecuted people based on like, second-degree murder for selling GODDAMN POISON. You wouldn’t be smuggling the stuff, AND we’d still have law-enforcement able to swoop in on the really serious stuff that warrants it (and not waste time with bullshit like kids giving friends an aspirin or something…)

SchrodingersCat
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@Sapadu

Legalizing heroin?
Congratulations, you have just won the Idiot Of The Week, award.

(mock applause)

trlkly
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They legalized it in Portugal, set up recovery clinics, and now the number of users has gone down.

Why in the world would you think you could hand out such an award when you don’t even know the basics about the subject? And you’re so sure about it, too.

Oh, and speaking of stupid things, you don’t need to use @notation when you have nested replies.

Brad1ey Shaw
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Man, I’ve remembered a lot of stuff wrong over the years. Minor events being slightly different, video games released at least a month before they actually were, music being different (sometimes my memories of certain songs were actually better than those songs really were), titles being different and some music albums that never happened even though I swear I saw them real life and not a dream. It’s freaky all the times I’ve discovered things like these and then said to myself, “That’s impossible! I know it wasn’t that way.” Hey Nash, any chance you can give us an update… Read more »
The Almighty Foust
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What’s that? You think all the times the world was supposed to end really almost happened, but some unknown hero stopped it?

You’re welcome!

SchrodingersCat
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3:49

Dodger’s like an unpopular kid at school, who’s been made hall-monitor, and suddenly think’s that they’re God.

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter
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I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter

So I’m guessing this isn’t the PressHeartToContinue Dodger, then.

ToastyMozart
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I think it’s one of the livestream mods. So no.

SchrodingersCat
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13:04

Actually, England developed urine-shields for exactly this purpose, in the 1800s. Business owners would have them installed around the base of their building, so that if a person came by and tried to pee on the building, the pee would be redirected directly back at the person.
They were very popular before the advent of public restrooms.

Lucern7
Guest

Didn’t Nash also do a story on hydrophobic paint that did the same thing?

SchrodingersCat
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21:15

At this point, I think the man might be within his rights to sue the judge for violation of the Separation of Church and State, and to have the judge charged with Malfeasance in Office (When you take the oath of office, you officially swear to uphold the the U.S. Constitution. Breaking an official oath is a federal crime).

Andru77
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Oh man, I got distracted in that last story when I noticed one of the headlines in the side bar started with “Drone crashes into Great American…” and I could think is “what kind of full circle bullshit is that?”

MidnightScreeningsman2014
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MidnightScreeningsman2014
Nash you and tara should get your own mobile like a news crew and call your show where you interview naked criminals the wacky naked project of the grumpy man and the cat lady (it be genius). I think the drone have minds of there own and they probably misread the directions on purpose and then dropped it into the prison but a person probably bought one then stashed drugs into his car then got the drone and flew it to the prison. One of the condoms the girl used looks like it was a contact and the black one… Read more »
Macgyver644200
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Bonus points, Chagrin Falls is Bill Waterson’s hometown. If the guy was white and blond, I would’ve lost it.

Also, given judges deal with a lot of stupid cases, I’m hoping that at least part of that judge’s sentence involved the Happy Flappy Equation.

Professor von SCIENCE!!!
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Professor von SCIENCE!!!

How much piss does it take to corrode a street lamp? What the flying fudge.

elwenaduialloth
Guest

On the marriage probation story:

The guy punched the ex-boyfriend because the ex-boyfriend was saying nasty things about the girl. The judge asked the guy during the sentencing hearing if she was worth it. The guy replied that he would have stood up for any woman that was being disrespected like that in public. So the judge responded that if she was worth it, he would have to marry the girl as part of his parole. Yeah, because that makes sense.

Sailor Cadia
Guest

Chagrin Falls reminds me of a place not that far from where I live in the U.K. that is honest to God called “Pity Me”.

KingofNewAnglia
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I’ve heard of life imitating art, but this is the first time I’ve heard of life imitating the Reverend W Awdry.

ToastyMozart
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4:58
Uh, no. No, no, nono nopity nope nope NO. Unless you’re flying it around the end of a runway, a normal commercially available quadcopter has NOWHERE NEAR the range needed to get up to the altitudes used by commercial airplanes. (Roughly 600 feet, vs 30-40 THOUSAND feet).

I know it’s not really your area of expertise, but bad Tara! No fearmongering!

angel85
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I’m pretty sure a forced marriage and a religious sentence are BOTH unconstitutional…besides that’s the biblically prescribed punishment for RAPE, not assault.

LonelyFanaticN
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I refuse to allow the world to end on the second day of Salt Lake Comic Con!

The solution to the drone problem: Just allow officials like cops (and guards) to shoot them down.

A subway woefully under populated by bees? My microwave box full of bees should put a stop to that!

ToastyMozart
Guest

Well firstly, firing anything besides birdshot up into the sky is a terrible idea because bullets don’t just magically disappear. What comes up must come down, and unless fired at a perfect 90 degree angle, that bullet’s coming down with lethal force.
Secondly, any consumer quad/sexi/hexacopter that can somehow (presumably due to magic or divine influence) fly high enough to interfere with flight traffic will be well out of range of small arms fire.

Chaos Marine
Guest

A guy flew a drone over Cork city, where I’m from, he got a several thousand euro fine for it.

Endocrom
Guest

Two options. The reason that guy disappeared after warning about the Large Hadron Collider are:
A) He succeeded and changed how it will be used.
B) He accidentally came into contact with his ancestors and prevented his own birth.

Gilhelmi
Guest

I am in grave searing pain, from all the face palming.

I give up, I love my drones, but I understand I won’t be able to keep one for long. Just ban the thing, do it now so that the pain is lessened. Just….. just do it.

Sir Foster
Guest

The problem with the forced marriage, is that in modern society it can be a punishment.

Hear me out.

Under the legal system, a woman can divorce her husband with no real cause. She can then get half of all his possessions, total custody of the children and then soak the man for child support for the next twenty years.

I know not all women do that, but more then half of them do. The judge did something far worse to this guy. He should have taken the jail sentence.

Ian Kacprzak
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So in the words of the great pumpkin riot: Fire It Up! Fire It Up! Fire It Up! …How does the hadron collidor summon the antichrist? “Hello! I am the anti-christ! I’m really a nice guy once you get to know me!” Well that’s a new one. I’ve heard “black holes” out of that, but not a portal to the Antichrist. My science-fiction workshop advised me against combining things like the LHC and the Antichrist. The world is becoming more and more like ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’. They had an apocalypse every year too. The Anti-Christ loves pancakes and kitties!… Read more »
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