WTFIWWY Live: The Exciting World of Action Porn

This week: eyeballs and glue don’t mix; neither do fake bombs and airports, and two Russian toddlers make a daring escape for the sports car of their dreams..

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  1. Choice between meth or gun up the hoo-haa… Tara suggests the meth as it doesn’t have explosive force that can rip a hole in your body…

    UNLESS you’re making a soda-bottle size amount! Like, making it right there and then, like that story years back where the guy had a working meth lab in his pants! Too much shaking with that up your cooch and you really could have exploding meth in your vagina!

  2. Also… “Tiny explosive” sounds like a euphemism for a penis…

  3. MidnightScreeningsman2014

    A list of things that Dan can not do
    -build Ultron
    -get naked and smear peanut butter over himself
    -try and tAke over the world
    -meth labs are a no-no
    -etc.
    I love that five year olds are way smarter then us Americans(it’s kind of sad really)!!! Russias gonna take over British too i just know it!!!!

    I also can’t wait to see what stupid stuff Tara finds and asks people In florida cause there’s gonna be a special addition of wtfiwwy next called rda wtfiwwy special what Tara found in Florida. It’s gonna be fun!!!!

  4. Well, in Quebec, the health care system isn’t all that great. When you often have to wait an entire day waiting to get a doctor for a small illness… and many months for an operation… and that’s because the bureaucracy of the health care system in Quebec is just gigantic. For the record, our Minister of Health is obese, and he accurately represents the situation.

    And you know what’s worse? It’s better than that everywhere else in Canada!

  5. That last story sounds more like she tried committing insurance fraud.

  6. Three Degrees of Bacon

    Given this show, I’m surprised the 5 year olds weren’t trying to buy the other kind of jaguar.

  7. Three Degrees of Bacon

    I’d charge her with reckless driving. Parking is part of driving. This was reckless failure to park.

  8. Correction: Harry’s oldest child, James Sirius, has started Hogwarts this year. Harry’s middle child is the one with the atrocious name.

  9. If I remember right, this is the third or fourth time this has happened on your episodes.

  10. Canada don,t have much actually to be envied on the health care department. Sure it’s “Free” (IF we forget the billions government spend in it each years from tax Money)
    But it’s also SLOW. The average waiting time in emergency in Québec is around 18hours in average

  11. Being OCD. The women who hopped from her car was from San Bernardino, but the incident in question took place in Rowland Heights, which is more towards LA, a good 40 miles from Berdo.

  12. Maybe the kid was planning for the clock to go off on the plane; the crowning move of stupidity.

    I would have lynched the receptionist who did that to my kid. Lynched him then put glue somewhere worse than their eyelids.

    Also if you have uploaded the old episodes will you upload the old doctor who reviews and the Here There Be Dragons.?

  13. Yeah. Firecrackers are nothing to be joked with. My father when he was 12 lost most of his fingers on his right hand, as well as the sight in his right eye for holding a firecracker when it exploded. His older brothers were lighting firecrackers and sticking them under metal tins and watching them go off. When one didn’t go off they sent him to get it, then that happened. So yeah. They shouldn’t be used as a joke.

    Oh, Canada. What’s going on with us. First that video of the politician guy pissing in a homeowner’s cup gets revealed, now we got other stupid shit like bomb alarm clocks. While our security probably isn’t as big a pain in the ass as the TSA (unless Harper gets his way), they’re still pretty strict about stuff to take on a plane. Why does this kid have a bomb shaped clock anyway? Reminds me of that Ahmed kid from down in Texas whom his teachers thought his clock was a bomb.

    Also, Canada gets the first two stories? Boy, were were doing pretty well for ourselves this week, weren’t we? Then again, Nash covers at least one or two stories of stupidity from the U.S. every week, so I suppose we’re not doing too badly. I guess when you guys have 10 times the population we do, you have 10 times the stupid. Or even more, as you guys have the lovely state of Florida within your borders.

    This must be at least the, what, seventh gun in vagina story you’ve covered? And I think those Russian kindergartners were practicing for trying to tunnel out of Russia. Escape the watchful eye of Putin…who sees all…while shirtless…riding a grizzly bear…that’s rocket powered.

    Watching that woman just stop the car and get out was just surreal, then watching it just keep going. That’s like something you’d see on TV or in a movie.

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