The World’s Greatest Voicemail Message

You WISH you had an answering machine recording this cool!

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  1. Should I like, be saying “FIRST!” on these or something since it’s a new site? Eh, I guess not.

    Anyway…wouldn’t it be considered a voicemail greeting instead of an answering machine since it was a cellular service and not a separate machine?

  2. This is SO HILARIOUS! Even…approx. 3 1/2 years after it was posted.

    Seriously, how do you come up with this stuff? The ending was the perfect punchline.

  3. I wonder how many people would hang up halfway through.

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