Brad Tries Trump Chocolate

Brad tries out this Donald Trump chocolate bar.

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Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.


  1. I want one of those! That would be great to hand out to so fat Antifa social justice warrior, and then when they eat it and give signs they like it show them the wrapper! 😀

  2. …And then when they see Racist MCheeto Face’s picture on the wrapper, they can say “Good! I could some more toilet paper!”

    Yeah, that’s right. Just toss around the term Social Justice Warrior. Because why offer an intelligent counterpoint when you just resort to childish name calling like a schoolyard bully?

    I can’t take anyone seriously who uses the term “SJW” un-ironically. SJW is a stupid term that’s just become code for “person who I don’t agree with”.

    Brad’s line “I’m surprised that it wasn’t white chocolate!” had me in stitches.

  3. BTW, you don’t have to be an Antifa to see that this ass clown getting voted into office is the worst thing to happen to our country in a long time. This guy’s so bad that he makes George W. Bush look good. And anyone who voted for Dumpy just to stick it to liberals and progressives can fuck right off.

    • Now now, they also voted for him to stick it to blacks, Latinos, Muslims, and anyone else that have been traditional targets of right wing demagoguery and scapegoating. (But since he was in show business he lays off teh gays, and we’re supposed to applaud him for not being a d-bag to them, too)

      The (chocolate) bar has been lowered so much since Trump took office, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful a chocolate bar as the chocolate cake he kept going on about when he forgot which country he ordered a missile strike against.

  4. Sooooo… How *deeply brown* is the chocolate ? Fat content in the triple digits ?

  5. That is the most smug looking chocolate bar I’ve ever seen. You might be going to Hell for eating it, Brad, but what a way to go!

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