Brad Tries: Zima

It’s an old, yellowed bottle of Zima. This has been a long time coming, so lets see how this goes.

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Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.


  1. I’ve never heard of this but then again, I don’t drink so maybe that’s why. Also, LOL, I loved your reaction.

  2. The Dodger Hat Kid

    I was a kid back in the 90s so I never tried it. The only thing I remember about it was on The Simpsons someone lights up a cigarette in a restaurant. Everyone is in shock, stop what they’re doing. Then someone in the restaurant goes “Excuse me. I ordered a Zima, not emphysema.”

  3. Smirnoff ice tastes like sprite and smirnoff.

  4. H.P. Lovecraft once said that, if his eldritch creations drank alcohol, it would probably be Zima.

  5. You barfed! At the very end! 0.0

  6. I remember seeing commercials for Zima all the way back in 1993. This is coming from a guy who does NOT remember seeing a Crystal Pepsi commercial back in the day.

  7. Zima?

    I remember being in high school and trying this with friends who got their hands on a six pack. It was not not pleasant.

    Brad, why would you do this to yourself?

  8. MidnightScreeningsman2014

    God dang Brad Why would you even try this 29 year old bottle of Zima you are a terrible person(but nice throwing up at the end keepin it classy)<=)

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