Cinema Snob: Blast-Off Girls

Can anyone stop that scumbag Boojie Baker?!?!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.


  1. You, too, CS? I can’t download this to my desltp[ as an mpeg-4. Dang. Why are all you doing this to me? To me, personally. Gah!

  2. If I had a ton of money, I would buy Blip, and put an end to this nonsense.

    • I got 20 bucks! Let’s do this!

    • Oddworld Inhabitant

      If I had a ton of money, I’d just buy the entire internet and turn it into my personal fiefdom. All of you plebs would have to bow down before the Lord of the Tubes to get your cat videos! I’d take down a bunch of YouTube restrictions, though; I am, in the end, a kind and benevolent internet dictator.

  3. Wait a second, wasn’t a band that doesn’t want to practice and only wants to party and they end up sucking the plot of an episode of Full House?

  4. Well, it’s been 5 years since you did your review of Hell’s Bloody Devils, and it’s about time you reviewed another movie where Colonel Sanders makes a cameo.

  5. I came across this film once, in the film category in a pack of balderdash cards.

  6. Oh my God, they’re so off key that even autotune can’t help them. It’s like a mad scientist has crossed Justin Beiber with Miley Cyrus, then crossed that monstrosity with Britney Spears, cloned them, and sent them back in time.

  7. Damn, first they stole your snark, and now you stole mine. I was actually going to ask if you chose this movie just because of Col. Sanders. Good thing I waited until the end…

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