I Am Here….Now – The Cinema Snob

The Cinema Snob ventures back into the world of Neil Breen, who this time casts himself as some sort of cyber messiah!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.


  1. The guy that made this movie and played the “return of Christ” is a Satanic Lunatic that believes he’s a Christian… truly astonishing that this movie ever got made.

  2. 0:33- Yeah, I remember you mentioning you announcing to review “Fateful Findings” this week. So much so that a prematurely added it to my IMDB list of movies you’ve done Snob reviews on.

    0:47- And with him gluing on circuit boards on his body, he’s playing Cyber-Jesus.

    2:14- Nice Transformers joke. I would have also gone with the Klingon moon of Praxis exploding in the opening to Star Trek VI.

    5:55- At least Breen knows what gun flash effects are now.

    9:06- We had a Trump joke in the Double Down review, so let’s have one here, too. I’m all for it.

    This movie is so slow, it’s putting me to sleep.

    13:10- Here’s a weird question. THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS MOVIE!?

    18:47- Bitch, you are not Willie Scott, and you never will be! STOP IT!

    22:09- Shouldn’t you have done that back in January 20, 2017? That would have saved us from living in a year of shit.

    23:36- So this movie is a comedy, right?

  3. iamnotincompliance

    As Oscarworthy as that guy from 12:06-12:12 is, the dead body reaction from 18:41-18:47 may give it a run for it’s money.

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