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It’s my first jungle exploitation movie with “Massacre In Dinosaur Valley” (1985), featuring Michael Sopkiv and not a single dinosaur! Special appearance by the Cine Masochist!
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Oh God, that music sounds like something they’d play at the Rain Forest Cafe!
Don’t worry Brandon, you’ll find a movie that actually has dinosaurs in it other than the deceptive title.
Second movie with dinosaur in the title tonot have dinosaurs and ironic cause the first one you reviewed that didn’t have dinosaurs was animated and you mentioned that in a pole animated movies one(huh I get it now)!!!
What? A cannibal exploitation review without a cameo from the Cinema Snob? Boo. Zero Stars.
But in all seriousness, I too was disappointed by the lack of dinosaurs. At least we get to see the main hero kick some ass…sorta…eventually…by sheer luck.