Slumber Party Massacre III – The Cinema Snob

The final part to The Cinema Snob’s 10th Anniversary episode binge watch.

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Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.


  1. What better way to end the 400th episode/10 year anniversary spectacular than a review I’ve been waiting since last year.

    0:46- But the only difference now is that you have no lenses in your glasses.

    1:56- In speaking of female filmmakers, at least we’ll soon have the Wonder Woman movie directed by Patty Jenkins, who previously directed the Academy Award winning biopic “Monster.”

    Pretentious blonde guy wearing black looks like if The Cinema Snob was more interested in poetry and paintings than movies.

    5:17- Hey, what happened to the car that was just behind them? Was it hit by the Plothole?

    7:53- BTW, someone should tell Mr. Krueger in the middle there that he’s in the wrong slasher movie.

    I’d like to see Kenny von Daterape on an episode of “Will It Fit?”

    13:40- A spoiler in a Cinema Snob review? Well, I never.

    15:56- GARBAGE DAY!

    Looking forward to NEXT year when you finally courage up and review the Cheerleader Massacre movies. Until then, conglaturation, Brad! You have completed a great 10 years of 400+ Cinema Snob episodes. And prooved the justice of your snobbiness. Now go and rest yourself.

  2. I want to hear the explanation as to why the neighbor’s accountant requires him to buy a house.

    How did that shower kill work? Normally I don’t stand in enough water to submerge an electrical appliance when I shower. This type of kill works for baths, but here it makes no sense.

    • It’s not a great plot device or anything, but some rich people can buy real estate or invest their money in certain ways to avoid higher taxes and take advantage of loopholes.

      I’m guessing that’s what they were going for.

  3. “…draws the black straw”


    “Michael deserves what he gets for being unaware that he could clearly outrun the killer.”

    That is some Mel Brooks level social satire…I laughed my ass off.

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