Spanker-Man – The Cinema Snob

Before the release of Spider-Man Homecoming, The Cinema Snob sits through a slightly naughtier Spider-Man.

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.

One comment

  1. I am not a fan of porn parodies, because I feel if I ever watch them, in the next time I see the movie that being spoofed, I’d expect the characters to start banging.

    I lost it at “50-Year-Old Brad Jones.”

    7:10- At least it’s clear that in this movie, Capri Anderson won’t be seen fucking E.T.

    9:06- I also wish I was watching Black Swan, which stars Natalie Portman, who later played Jane Foster in the Thor movies. …Sorry, I feel like making a Marvel comparison here.

    I never thought I’d see a review on a Spider-Man porno spoof to add to my Spider-Man movie marathon leading up to the release of Spider-Man: Homecoming, but at least we got to see Eddie from Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit again.

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